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Is Trump Draining the Swamp at the Lincoln Memorial?

Finally Washington will be rid of parasitic snails that have plagued the city for so long.

Trump at his Inauguration

The Trump administration announced on Friday that it will begin draining the Washington swamp once and for all.

The “parasitic snails” that have plagued D.C. will soon see their reign of terror in the nation’s capital come to an end.

Not only has their conduct sucked up American taxpayer dollars, these parasites in Washington have claimed lives – of ducks, that is.

To start the process, the National Park Service will drain the Lincoln reflecting pool of water and ensure that the “parasitic snails” never return.